Ingriggar is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, quiet troll.

Ingriggar created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingriggar, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingriggar, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ingriggar's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ingriggar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Run away from cyan capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.