Fotrawranfad Cithonfenmif is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic manatee.

Fotrawranfad Cithonfenmif created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotrawranfad Cithonfenmif, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fotrawranfad Cithonfenmif, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fotrawranfad Cithonfenmif's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fotrawranfad Cithonfenmif's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not sit in public.