Gadmanxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing chicken.

Gadmanxuck created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadmanxuck, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gadmanxuck, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gadmanxuck's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gadmanxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Run away if seven birds approach from the west.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Always wear blue.