Gigminlid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured shark.

Gigminlid created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigminlid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gigminlid, it will make you grow a tail.

Gigminlid's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gigminlid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gigminlid on top of all buildings.

2. Never mention ducks.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Put Gigminlid first in all things.