Wodcat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, amazing hydra.

Wodcat created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodcat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wodcat, it will turn you into a tree.

Wodcat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wodcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.