Ingsoming Giggansig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, weak wyrm.

Ingsoming Giggansig created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingsoming Giggansig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingsoming Giggansig, he will turn you into a slug.

Ingsoming Giggansig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ingsoming Giggansig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Ingsoming Giggansig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Ingsoming Giggansig on top of all buildings.