Vanfubget is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited scorpion.

Vanfubget created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vanfubget, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vanfubget, it will not invite you to parties.

Vanfubget's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vanfubget's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vanfubget.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Vanfubget loves mice, so they must be respected.