Buttagcun is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart sheep.

Buttagcun created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buttagcun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Buttagcun, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Buttagcun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Buttagcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray immersed in water.