Lunteencun is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing dove.

Lunteencun created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunteencun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lunteencun, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lunteencun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Lunteencun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Always help hamsters.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.