Tofgilgarnib is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, competent hedgehog.

Tofgilgarnib created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofgilgarnib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tofgilgarnib, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tofgilgarnib's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tofgilgarnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Tofgilgarnib on top of all buildings.