Kemrignil is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless chicken.

Kemrignil created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemrignil, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kemrignil, he will cry a lot.

Kemrignil's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kemrignil's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. You must love Kemrignil.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.