Tunkimfut is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless ant.

Tunkimfut created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunkimfut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tunkimfut, it will turn you into a sheep.

Tunkimfut's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tunkimfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Worship no other gods but Tunkimfut.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Retreat if three shrews approach from the west.