Kansanrat Wigtinkimflow is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-confident naga.

Kansanrat Wigtinkimflow created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kansanrat Wigtinkimflow, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kansanrat Wigtinkimflow, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kansanrat Wigtinkimflow's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Kansanrat Wigtinkimflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.