Mutflamlogrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, capable goat.

Mutflamlogrutt created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutflamlogrutt, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutflamlogrutt, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Mutflamlogrutt's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mutflamlogrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to tortoises while wearing brown shirts.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always obey Mutflamlogrutt's priests.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.