Hudnibvan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, smart centipede.

Hudnibvan created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudnibvan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudnibvan, he will turn you into a dog.

Hudnibvan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hudnibvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never skip near squirrels.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Run away from white ants, for they are unholy.