Kopgunmum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring eagle.

Kopgunmum created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopgunmum, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kopgunmum, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kopgunmum's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Kopgunmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.