Libdunfon Stiphigcun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, boastful snail.

Libdunfon Stiphigcun created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libdunfon Stiphigcun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Libdunfon Stiphigcun, it will cry a lot.

Libdunfon Stiphigcun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Libdunfon Stiphigcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Libdunfon Stiphigcun on top of all buildings.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.