Stafjarnfotlegzig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring alligator.

Stafjarnfotlegzig created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafjarnfotlegzig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stafjarnfotlegzig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stafjarnfotlegzig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Stafjarnfotlegzig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Stafjarnfotlegzig first in all things.

2. Stafjarnfotlegzig loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. Never sing in the presence of snakes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not take Stafjarnfotlegzig's name in vain.