Parklegkad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, blissful turtle.

Parklegkad created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parklegkad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parklegkad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Parklegkad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Parklegkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not take Parklegkad's name in vain.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help bats.

5. Do not hurt ducks.