Miglopben is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, strong crow.

Miglopben created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miglopben, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Miglopben, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Miglopben's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Miglopben's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Miglopben.

4. Run away from magenta cats, for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.