Getgembitbun Lakripyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate snake.

Getgembitbun Lakripyatt created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getgembitbun Lakripyatt, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Getgembitbun Lakripyatt, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Getgembitbun Lakripyatt's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Getgembitbun Lakripyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Getgembitbun Lakripyatt must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.