Wotkompon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wotkompon created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotkompon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wotkompon, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wotkompon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wotkompon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four badgers approach from the north.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Wotkompon loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.