Pitgabpit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful snake.

Pitgabpit created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitgabpit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pitgabpit, it will cry a lot.

Pitgabpit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pitgabpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Always help voles in need.