Badfithitdun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, confident ant.

Badfithitdun created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Badfithitdun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Badfithitdun, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Badfithitdun's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Badfithitdun's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Hide from cyan tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not kill nematodes.