Hinwipgun is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, wise fairy.

Hinwipgun created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinwipgun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hinwipgun, it will refuse to believe in you.

Hinwipgun's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Hinwipgun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hinwipgun.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.