Ruttdutdot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, proud otter.

Ruttdutdot created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdutdot, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ruttdutdot, it will think nothing of it.

Ruttdutdot's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ruttdutdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always obey Ruttdutdot's priests.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.