Gubjabkop Zankapbass is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, strong snake.

Gubjabkop Zankapbass created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubjabkop Zankapbass, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gubjabkop Zankapbass, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gubjabkop Zankapbass' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gubjabkop Zankapbass' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Never think about amino acids.