Nar is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous turtle.

Nar created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nar, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nar, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nar's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Run away from purple voles, for they are unholy.

3. You must love Nar.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nar.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.