Dotruttdog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast goblin.

Dotruttdog created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotruttdog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dotruttdog, she will strike you with lightening.

Dotruttdog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dotruttdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not run in public.