Dincadmot is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, kind dragonfly.

Dincadmot created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dincadmot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dincadmot, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dincadmot's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dincadmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. You must pray to Dincadmot eight times a day.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about cell theory.