Tagbiddav Yarltettiflig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, charitable sheep.

Tagbiddav Yarltettiflig created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagbiddav Yarltettiflig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tagbiddav Yarltettiflig, it will not care.

Tagbiddav Yarltettiflig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tagbiddav Yarltettiflig's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Always help birds.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. You must never eat grapes.