Hinfonjopduss is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, dishonourable dog.

Hinfonjopduss created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinfonjopduss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hinfonjopduss, she will turn you into a goat.

Hinfonjopduss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hinfonjopduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear black trousers.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Retreat if six horses approach from the west.

5. Never eat rice.