Bomcubstig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow fox.

Bomcubstig created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomcubstig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bomcubstig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bomcubstig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bomcubstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Retreat if four squirrels approach from the north.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not take Bomcubstig's name in vain.