Kikpopquim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured penguin.

Kikpopquim created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikpopquim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kikpopquim, it will not care at all.

Kikpopquim's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Kikpopquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.