Teenbapdag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, impressive frog.

Teenbapdag created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenbapdag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Teenbapdag, she will come to you in dreams.

Teenbapdag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Teenbapdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not stand on grass.