Hitfubhak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective camel.

Hitfubhak created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hitfubhak, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hitfubhak, it will turn you into a mouse.

Hitfubhak's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hitfubhak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five dolphins approach from the south.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. You must love Hitfubhak.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.