Gebpogsag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, blissful sheep.

Gebpogsag created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebpogsag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gebpogsag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gebpogsag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gebpogsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Gebpogsag loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Always help sick otters.