Bidbonfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omniscient fairy.

Bidbonfeb created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbonfeb, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bidbonfeb, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bidbonfeb's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bidbonfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bidbonfeb.

5. Never run in holy places.