Quagfedfattarzenbellbanarn is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, annoying shrew.

Quagfedfattarzenbellbanarn created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagfedfattarzenbellbanarn, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quagfedfattarzenbellbanarn, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Quagfedfattarzenbellbanarn's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Quagfedfattarzenbellbanarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not kill shrews.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Quagfedfattarzenbellbanarn first in all things.