Bissbenlin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciful warg.

Bissbenlin created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissbenlin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bissbenlin, she will remove you from existence.

Bissbenlin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bissbenlin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bissbenlin.

2. Do not take Bissbenlin's name in vain.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Never think about gravity.