Flapvonlid Zendavlandusshakyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered goat.

Flapvonlid Zendavlandusshakyatt created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapvonlid Zendavlandusshakyatt, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flapvonlid Zendavlandusshakyatt, he will turn you into a hamster.

Flapvonlid Zendavlandusshakyatt's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Flapvonlid Zendavlandusshakyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Always help mice.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away from violet bats, for they are unholy.

5. Erect three lead sculptures of Flapvonlid Zendavlandusshakyatt on top of important buildings.