Banmis is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid hedgehog.

Banmis created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Banmis, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Banmis, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Banmis' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Banmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never laugh near geese.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.