Bomdidjan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring grasshopper.

Bomdidjan created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomdidjan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bomdidjan, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bomdidjan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bomdidjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Worship no other gods but Bomdidjan.