Jipartrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able lizard.

Jipartrutt created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Jipartrutt, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jipartrutt, it will torture you forever.

Jipartrutt's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Jipartrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must love Jipartrutt.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Never look at stars.