Nibnibfig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered seal.

Nibnibfig created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibnibfig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nibnibfig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nibnibfig's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nibnibfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never feed pineapples to squirrels while wearing violet dresses.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.