Zimcemstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent fox.

Zimcemstrag created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimcemstrag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zimcemstrag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Zimcemstrag's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Zimcemstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Erect six platinum sculptures of Zimcemstrag on top of important buildings.

5. Do not make images of living things.