Ingbellbugcabbossfatrowbat Didsogfuntarg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful chinchilla.

Ingbellbugcabbossfatrowbat Didsogfuntarg created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingbellbugcabbossfatrowbat Didsogfuntarg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ingbellbugcabbossfatrowbat Didsogfuntarg, she will curse you with boils.

Ingbellbugcabbossfatrowbat Didsogfuntarg's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ingbellbugcabbossfatrowbat Didsogfuntarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must love Ingbellbugcabbossfatrowbat Didsogfuntarg.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.