Pasbagdit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, merciless skunk.

Pasbagdit created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbagdit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pasbagdit, she will be very unhappy.

Pasbagdit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pasbagdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.