Mabrillitomtfomnak is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive
dingo.
Mabrillitomtfomnak created Asia eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mabrillitomtfomnak, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Mabrillitomtfomnak, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Mabrillitomtfomnak's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Mabrillitomtfomnak's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Never think about gravity.
3. Never mention cats.
4. Run away if six mites approach from the west.
5. Never paint your head cyan.