Tamnelsug is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm goblin.

Tamnelsug created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamnelsug, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tamnelsug, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tamnelsug's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tamnelsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.